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Mirrormask Queen
ANON KINK MEME FOR GOOD OMENS



This was invented, as far as I know, for Prince of Tennis fandom, where finding obscure and strange pairings out of +100 characters is really bloody DIFFICULT.

Hence, Meme!

And we all know how hard it is to find just that certain kink.

Hence, Kink Meme!

Especially if it's a Questionable one.

Hence, Anon Kink Meme!

I was reflecting on the Distilled Joy that the AKMs are, and it occured to me that I love PoT fandom because they seem like the only ones who do this. "Well, that's no good," I thought to myself. "Poor underprivileged other fandoms."

So I thought I'd try suggesting one here.
This is whatcha do:

Post an ANONYMOUS request. This is important. You can request a single character, a pairing, a threesome, a foursome... Whatever feeds your ducks. If your kink is War and Aziraphale eating ice-cream, that is as valid as, say, hardcore Death/Pollution.
(Feeling blocked? Here's a list of nearly 400.)

The fics don't need to be epic, but PLEASE try to write at least one answering fic (Also ANONYMOUS, unless you feel comfortable having your True Identity known--takes some of the fun out of it, though, *I* think). Obviously, if you don't write, we can't tell, but it would be good karma. :D If no one fufils anyone's requests, the meme dies. D: Poor dead meme.

But have fun with this! <3

Let's hear those kinks, then.

(PS. Feel free to pimp this out)


ETA: *One Year Later* Jesus fuck, this thing is still going?? O_O

ETA: *Two Years Later* O_________O STILL!? Fuckin He--Hea--SOMEWHERE. I'm stunned! All the other memes were just flashes in the pan--fashionable one moment and forgotten the next. Great job, everyone!! Keep up the good work! I'm so glad I started this meme, and I'm so glad that people have been working so hard to fufill each other's kinks. High fives all around!

ETA: *Two Years and A Bit Later* Man, you guys blow my mind. However, I just noticed an issue that I feel needs to be addressed. I just noticed somewhere amongst these 1100+ comments a request for me to remove a discussion that had gotten a bit wanky; since y'all seem to have worked it out and made (very mature, IMO) apologies, I'm going to leave it up as a good example to anyone else who happens to come across it. Well done, Anonymice, I am proud.
However, if there are ever any circumstances in the future that cause people to want a post (or series of posts) removed, PLEASE feel free to contact me (asking in the comments won't be effective, since I am very, VERY bad about keeping up with this meme). If you explain the situation (and link me to the posts in question, please!), as the meme founder, I will do whatever I deem is most sensible. (Check on my profile for my contact info--You can find my email and several IM clients to which I am logged in 24/7; you can also send me a PM, but there will most likely be a much slower response.) However, I have faith in the maturity and levelheadedness that this fandom has, so just remember to think before you type and try to assume that other people are making comments with as sweet-natured a tone as possible.
Keep being awesome. I'm around if you need me. :)

ETA: *Two Years and a Bit and A Day Later* So many thanks to steadfast , who (in proof of her username) has compiled a list of complete and incomplete requests! There are also a few reveals in the comments. :)

ETA: *Three Years Later* So, for those of you who have been paying attention, there was a bit of a mix-up. Long story short: Don't ever go on vacations, ever; I'm a dumbass who doesn't check her email enough; spam filters were invented by Aziraphale, but it was Crowley's idea to make them more effective than need be. *headdesk*

ANYWAY. It's been a really, really great run. Three whole years! I'm so proud of all of you. But this meme will be closing--or, rather, moving to a new home. inkmage has adopted it and is modding it over at good_omens_kink. Y'all should definitely check it out, it looks like she's doing great work with it. I'm not on LJ enough anymore, and although I still think of this  meme as one of my greatest accomplishments on the internet, it's grown enough that it's time to hand it off to someone more suited to looking after it, and for me to gracefully step down from the glamorous position of Kink Meme Mod. XD
The new community has my full blessing, and I wish everyone the best of luck--I hope it continues on the amazing path that it has followed these last three years, and I could not be more proud to have been a part of it's history. I'm a little sad to be letting the it go, but it's the best thing for everyone. 

I hope this meme has brought everyone else ten times the joy it's brought me over the years. This post and the journal will stay up for as long as the gods allow. Goodnight, little kink meme; bon voyage, good_omens_kink  <3

  • (Anonymous)
    Aziraphale/Crowley and Bentley/bookshop. C'mon, somebody can do it!
    • Er... Bently/Bookshop, anyone?

      (Anonymous)
      "This is disgusting." Aziraphale muttered as he watched what was going on with a touch of fascination. The demon beside him shrugged helplessly, watching the act infront of them with something close to helplessness.

      "I don't know Angel. They, er... Seem to be enjoying themselves?" He suggested, wincing a little as a revving noise emitted from the erratically moving vehicle infront of them. Aziraphale sighed and brought his hand up to his forehead, rubbing gently as though to stave off a headache.

      It had been quite a shock for the two, really. They had been minding their own business in the back room, discussing latest wiles and thwarts, when there had been a crashing noise from the front of the shop. Hurrying out, they had been greeted with the sight of Crowleys Bently ramming itself in and out of the bookshops door - thankfully, it wsn't hitting any of the books.

      "Oh look." Aziraphale said hopefully, pointing at the car. "It seems to be slowing down. Maybe now it'll stop?"

      "Possi-" Crowley was cut off as the car gave a shudder, and thick oil was belched out from the front grill. Staying still the car gave a sighing noise and slowly started to reverse out of the bookshop, leaving a dumbstruck and and demon in its wake.

      "So help me," Aziraphale muttered as he stepped closer to clean the oil stain. "if your Bently gets my bookshop pregnant, you will be paying support."



      (AN: I... I have never been more confused by a prompt before @_@ I hope this works. Sorta.)
  • Re: Er... Bently/Bookshop, anyone?

    (Anonymous)
    I just noticed I spelt Bentley wrong, and that should be:

    leaving a dumbstruck angel and demon in its wake.
  • Not the requester but...

    (Anonymous)
    "if your Bently gets my bookshop pregnant, you will be paying support."

    *Cackles madly* Your car impregnated my virgin bookshop would be a byline too out-there for even Jerry Springer.
    • Re: Not the requester but...

      (Anonymous)
      I don't even know what kind of creature that would produce, and that scares me D=
      • Re: Not the requester but...

        (Anonymous)
        One of those mobile libraries perhaps?
    • Re: Not the requester but...

      (Anonymous)
      But they're born as one of the book carts you see in public libraries. Then they grow.
      • Re: Not the requester but...

        (Anonymous)
        I love you.
    • Re: Not the requester but...

      (Anonymous)
      ... See, now I wanna request a fic with Aziraphale in a mobile library spreading education to all D=
      • Awww...

        (Anonymous)
        That'd be cute. But too much touching of the books for him, I expect.
      • Not kink, not quite Aziraphale spreading education, but what the hell. I had fun writing it. :D

        (Anonymous)
        "Angel, what is that thing?" asked Crowley, setting a hand on the bonnet of his Bentley to ground himself and to take the edge off the horror the sight of Aziraphale's present choice of transport inspired.

        "A mobile library," beamed Aziraphale.

        And that it was. Broadly speaking. In truth, it resembled a Mr Whippy van painted a sedate blue and rammed full of books. Even the passenger seat had been fitted with a miniature bookshelf.

        "A mobile library," repeated Crowley, idly wondering if perhaps young Adam's rearranging of the world had accidentally rearranged Aziraphale's head as well. "But you hate parting with your books."

        "Ah, but this is only a temporary arrangement," said Aziraphale brightly. A little too brightly.

        "You're fiddling with people's heads, aren't you, angel? To get them to treat the books well?"

        Aziraphale had the decency to blush lightly. He looked down, seeming inordinately interested by the buttons on his cardigan. Crowley gave an inward sigh and rolled his eyes before speaking. "I'm not saying there's anything wrong with it. In fact, it's an improvement when it comes to your possessive attitude to the books. I'm just saying Upstairs might get a bit tetchy if you start messing with people on a daily basis."

        "But it's not morally wrong, is it?" asked Aziraphale. "I'm just gently suggesting that they shouldn't use rashers of bacon as bookmarks or keep the books for too long."

        Crowley lifted his hands, palms outward, to show that he wasn't going to argue. In doing so, he glanced at his watch. "I have to get going," he noted, grateful for the interruption of the conversation which clearly wasn't going anywhere sane. "I have a two-fer temptation I need to carry out in St. Albans before three."

        "Splendid," noted Aziraphale. "It so happens I have business there as well. We could ride together." He nodded at the van. "Get in, Crowley. There should be space enough for you in the passenger seat."

        "Why can't we take the Bentley?" asked Crowley, cringing inwardly at the very thought of being seen in the mobile library.

        "Because I've arranged to meet the local WI chapter and show them my collection of 16th century cookbooks, and I can't possibly have those rattling around in the back seat of the Bentley. And because it's so much better for the environment to carpool." Aziraphale smiled gently, and Crowley cursed his own weakness for that smile.

        "Oh, fine," he said. "But I'm not driving that blessed thing."


        The mobile library was slowly making its way toward St. Albans, a long line of cars trapped behind it and unable to speed up and overtake them due to the constant traffic in the opposite lane. Crowley was enjoying the warm glow of the waves of frustration emanating from the irate drivers. Maybe this wasn't such a bad idea, after all. He was being efficient, tainting souls even on his way to tempt mortals.

        "There is one slight inconvenience, though," admitted Aziraphale.

        "Oh?" muttered Crowley somewhat distractedly*, trying, unsuccessfully and for the fifth time during the drive, to fit his elbow among the books in the shelf he had to share the passenger seat with.

        "The tape player," said Aziraphale. "It's malfunctioning. Put one of the tapes in and you'll see."

        Biting down on an acidic comment about the relative obsolescence of the ancient Blaupunkt the mobile library was fitted with, Crowley complied, selecting a tape marked "Brahms - Paganini Variations" and pushing it into the player.

        Instead of the anticipated dulcet tones of a solitary piano, he was treated to the majestic kettledrum-swelled din of Elgar.

        Crowley hid his triumphant grin. Clearly someone Upstairs had a sense of humour.

        _________
        *Said distraction being the effort of keeping the mobile library on the road with the sheer force of his mind. Driving was not, and had never been, one of Aziraphale's strong points. The angel seemed to think second gear was perfectly acceptable when driving on motorways, and while he kept his faultlessly manicured hands on the steering wheel at all times and with rather more force than necessary, his steering ability was roughly that of an infant on a bike without training wheels.
        • Author of the Bentley/Bookshop fic

          (Anonymous)
          Oh my GOD I think I love you XD
          • Re: Author of the Bentley/Bookshop fic

            (Anonymous)
            I think I love you both. Both stories had me ROTFL for a while XD
        • Requester of the Bentley/bookshop fic

          (Anonymous)
          Awww... That's awesome! I'm going to save it. (So cute.)
        • Re: Not kink, not quite Aziraphale spreading education, but what the hell. I had fun writing it. :D

          (Anonymous)
          Hee, that was brilliant. Though the thought of the bacon rind bookmark did make me shudder a little.
        • "Oh lord, heal this meme," he whispered sarcastically.

          Greetings, author-anon! As you may have noticed, this meme is dying a slow and tragic death, due in particular to the fact that anon commenting has been turned off. Arii (the owner of this LJ) has been contacted several times about this, but to no avail. Therefore, long story short, the meme has been resurrected like a Bentley from the ashes over at good_omens_kink, along with anon commenting enabled, tagging, active moderation, and all that good stuff.


          HOWEVER:

          With Arii (apparently) AWOL, and nobody knowing quite what's up, a major concern is that this entry or journal might at some point be deleted, and everything that's sprung up here - all the prompts, fills, and the sticky bonds of community that only porn can create - may be lost.

          To that end, and for the sake of having everything in one place, there is a Meme 1.0 post in the new community. All prompts that received a fill have been reposted in the comments over there. Author-anons, just find the right one and repost your fill in reply. You can also (in fact, are encouraged to) repost any comments your fill received; the intent is to preserve as much of the original meme as possible, and for the memesters as a community, the conversations and shared delight that happens around the fills is as important a part of that as the porn itself.


          SOME STUFF:
          • If you do not wish to repost your fill, simply find the clone prompt and reply with something like, "Do not wish to repost," along with a link to the original fill. Alternatively, you can reply to this comment instead - but remember, anon commenting is turned off here.

          • If you originally posted a fill in your own LJ and linked to it, you can do the same over there. If you originally posted a fill anonymously but then de-anoned and posted it in your LJ, you can... post it unanon over there? Post a link to the fill in your LJ? Whatever works for you!

          • If you can't find a clone of the prompt you wrote a fill for, feel free to repost it yourself.

          • This one is important: please do NOT repost another author's work without their permission.
          In the event that you don't repost your fill or indicate otherwise, good_omens_kink mod(s) will begin importing the remaining fills starting on August 1st. If you see your fill on the new meme and you don't want it there, just get in touch via PM or the Ask-a-Mod post, and it'll be taken care of.


          TO CONCLUDE:

          If there are lonely prompts here for which you still lie awake at night, aching for a fill, post them anew to the Round 1 entry, where the meme will rise again, as potent and virile as ever. If you're having trouble locating things in the comments here, try referring to the aptly-named steadfast's lists of filled and unfilled prompts (99.99% complete!). And finally, I think we'd all like to extend our thanks to Arii, whether she's reading this or not, for keeping such a fantastic and fun meme open for so long; the Good Omens fandom is the better - and hotter - for it.

          NOTE 1: The discussion surrounding the creation of the new meme and possible ways of preserving this one can be seen here, on page 10 of this meme.

          NOTE 2: I am not inkmage - just a helpful anon in the night, taking up her request for volunteers.

          NOTE 3: Anyone tracking comments for the whole post? I apologise in advance. You may want to turn that off.
  • Bwaha.

    (Anonymous)
    I keep requesting this in the GO Holiday gift exchange, just to see what people will come up with, but no one has ever attempted it before. Granted, I was thinking a little more metaphorical and a little less destructive, but this is very amusing.
    • Re: Bwaha.

      (Anonymous)
      Glad it brought, er, mirth if nothing else!
  • Re: Er... Bently/Bookshop, anyone?

    (Anonymous)
    *not requester* this was freaking hillarious!! <3 I think you managed it quite well actually XD
  • "Oh lord, heal this meme," he whispered sarcastically.

    Greetings, author-anon! As you may have noticed, this meme is dying a slow and tragic death, due in particular to the fact that anon commenting has been turned off. Arii (the owner of this LJ) has been contacted several times about this, but to no avail. Therefore, long story short, the meme has been resurrected like a Bentley from the ashes over at good_omens_kink, along with anon commenting enabled, tagging, active moderation, and all that good stuff.


    HOWEVER:

    With Arii (apparently) AWOL, and nobody knowing quite what's up, a major concern is that this entry or journal might at some point be deleted, and everything that's sprung up here - all the prompts, fills, and the sticky bonds of community that only porn can create - may be lost.

    To that end, and for the sake of having everything in one place, there is a Meme 1.0 post in the new community. All prompts that received a fill have been reposted in the comments over there. Author-anons, just find the right one and repost your fill in reply. You can also (in fact, are encouraged to) repost any comments your fill received; the intent is to preserve as much of the original meme as possible, and for the memesters as a community, the conversations and shared delight that happens around the fills is as important a part of that as the porn itself.


    SOME STUFF:
    • If you do not wish to repost your fill, simply find the clone prompt and reply with something like, "Do not wish to repost," along with a link to the original fill. Alternatively, you can reply to this comment instead - but remember, anon commenting is turned off here.

    • If you originally posted a fill in your own LJ and linked to it, you can do the same over there. If you originally posted a fill anonymously but then de-anoned and posted it in your LJ, you can... post it unanon over there? Post a link to the fill in your LJ? Whatever works for you!

    • If you can't find a clone of the prompt you wrote a fill for, feel free to repost it yourself.

    • This one is important: please do NOT repost another author's work without their permission.
    In the event that you don't repost your fill or indicate otherwise, good_omens_kink mod(s) will begin importing the remaining fills starting on August 1st. If you see your fill on the new meme and you don't want it there, just get in touch via PM or the Ask-a-Mod post, and it'll be taken care of.


    TO CONCLUDE:

    If there are lonely prompts here for which you still lie awake at night, aching for a fill, post them anew to the Round 1 entry, where the meme will rise again, as potent and virile as ever. If you're having trouble locating things in the comments here, try referring to the aptly-named steadfast's lists of filled and unfilled prompts (99.99% complete!). And finally, I think we'd all like to extend our thanks to Arii, whether she's reading this or not, for keeping such a fantastic and fun meme open for so long; the Good Omens fandom is the better - and hotter - for it.

    NOTE 1: The discussion surrounding the creation of the new meme and possible ways of preserving this one can be seen here, on page 10 of this meme.

    NOTE 2: I am not inkmage - just a helpful anon in the night, taking up her request for volunteers.

    NOTE 3: Anyone tracking comments for the whole post? I apologise in advance. You may want to turn that off.
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