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Mirrormask Queen

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Mirrormask Queen

This was invented, as far as I know, for Prince of Tennis fandom, where finding obscure and strange pairings out of +100 characters is really bloody DIFFICULT.

Hence, Meme!

And we all know how hard it is to find just that certain kink.

Hence, Kink Meme!

Especially if it's a Questionable one.

Hence, Anon Kink Meme!

I was reflecting on the Distilled Joy that the AKMs are, and it occured to me that I love PoT fandom because they seem like the only ones who do this. "Well, that's no good," I thought to myself. "Poor underprivileged other fandoms."

So I thought I'd try suggesting one here.
This is whatcha do:

Post an ANONYMOUS request. This is important. You can request a single character, a pairing, a threesome, a foursome... Whatever feeds your ducks. If your kink is War and Aziraphale eating ice-cream, that is as valid as, say, hardcore Death/Pollution.
(Feeling blocked? Here's a list of nearly 400.)

The fics don't need to be epic, but PLEASE try to write at least one answering fic (Also ANONYMOUS, unless you feel comfortable having your True Identity known--takes some of the fun out of it, though, *I* think). Obviously, if you don't write, we can't tell, but it would be good karma. :D If no one fufils anyone's requests, the meme dies. D: Poor dead meme.

But have fun with this! <3

Let's hear those kinks, then.

(PS. Feel free to pimp this out)

ETA: *One Year Later* Jesus fuck, this thing is still going?? O_O

ETA: *Two Years Later* O_________O STILL!? Fuckin He--Hea--SOMEWHERE. I'm stunned! All the other memes were just flashes in the pan--fashionable one moment and forgotten the next. Great job, everyone!! Keep up the good work! I'm so glad I started this meme, and I'm so glad that people have been working so hard to fufill each other's kinks. High fives all around!

ETA: *Two Years and A Bit Later* Man, you guys blow my mind. However, I just noticed an issue that I feel needs to be addressed. I just noticed somewhere amongst these 1100+ comments a request for me to remove a discussion that had gotten a bit wanky; since y'all seem to have worked it out and made (very mature, IMO) apologies, I'm going to leave it up as a good example to anyone else who happens to come across it. Well done, Anonymice, I am proud.
However, if there are ever any circumstances in the future that cause people to want a post (or series of posts) removed, PLEASE feel free to contact me (asking in the comments won't be effective, since I am very, VERY bad about keeping up with this meme). If you explain the situation (and link me to the posts in question, please!), as the meme founder, I will do whatever I deem is most sensible. (Check on my profile for my contact info--You can find my email and several IM clients to which I am logged in 24/7; you can also send me a PM, but there will most likely be a much slower response.) However, I have faith in the maturity and levelheadedness that this fandom has, so just remember to think before you type and try to assume that other people are making comments with as sweet-natured a tone as possible.
Keep being awesome. I'm around if you need me. :)

ETA: *Two Years and a Bit and A Day Later* So many thanks to steadfast , who (in proof of her username) has compiled a list of complete and incomplete requests! There are also a few reveals in the comments. :)

ETA: *Three Years Later* So, for those of you who have been paying attention, there was a bit of a mix-up. Long story short: Don't ever go on vacations, ever; I'm a dumbass who doesn't check her email enough; spam filters were invented by Aziraphale, but it was Crowley's idea to make them more effective than need be. *headdesk*

ANYWAY. It's been a really, really great run. Three whole years! I'm so proud of all of you. But this meme will be closing--or, rather, moving to a new home. inkmage has adopted it and is modding it over at good_omens_kink. Y'all should definitely check it out, it looks like she's doing great work with it. I'm not on LJ enough anymore, and although I still think of this  meme as one of my greatest accomplishments on the internet, it's grown enough that it's time to hand it off to someone more suited to looking after it, and for me to gracefully step down from the glamorous position of Kink Meme Mod. XD
The new community has my full blessing, and I wish everyone the best of luck--I hope it continues on the amazing path that it has followed these last three years, and I could not be more proud to have been a part of it's history. I'm a little sad to be letting the it go, but it's the best thing for everyone. 

I hope this meme has brought everyone else ten times the joy it's brought me over the years. This post and the journal will stay up for as long as the gods allow. Goodnight, little kink meme; bon voyage, good_omens_kink  <3

  • Bwahahaaa.

    Crowley/The Bentley
    The Bentley wants some, Crowley doesn't realize what he's doing, first time
    (Please no "Crowley is sluttily making out with his car.")
    British humor 4TW.
    • I strongly suspect Crowley is going commando.

      Crowley had learned from experience that the Bentley always performed best when treated well. The engine and its assorted tubes and sprockets and so on were kept in permanently immaculate condition, it went without saying, but it was sometimes necessary to engage in a bit of . . . pampering.

      He washed and waxed it himself, by hand, despite the formidable combination of his natural and acquired laziness. "You look beautiful," he told it, grinning as it seemed to shine more brightly in response.

      Perhaps, in retrospect, he shouldn't have been surprised, given the length of time he'd spent around the Bentley and the well-known tendency for objects exposed to supernatural forces to obtain a touch of the supernatural themselves. Nevertheless, when he turned on the car that afternoon, he was surprised as He--anything when the driver's seat began to vibrate beneath him.

      "What the--" he began, then paused. It really was a rather pleasant sensation, he realised, relaxing and warming. He smiled, running his hands lightly back and forth across the wheel. "That feels good," he said aloud, and the engine purred.

      After a few moments, he began to notice a change in the seat's vibration; it seemed now to be centred in a rather, ah, personal area. "What exactly is going on here?" he demanded, horrified at the cracking of his own voice. Surely this was some sort of simple malfunction of the engine or the transmission or the, er, carburetor, he thought frantically as he tried to sit farther back in his seat. No good: he gasped as, seat rumbling beneath him, the car jostled his cock to full hardness.

      I should get out, he thought. I should get out right now. But . . .

      The pressure beneath him shifted, surging under his aching cock and pressing briefly against his balls before rumbling hotly beneath his arse. He groaned and pressed himself into the seat, clutching the wheel for support as the seat vibrated beneath him. Out of inspiration or sudden madness (or perhaps some of both), he ran his fingers around the inside rim of the steering wheel. The engine roared, and the seat surged under his arse, rubbing him teasingly.

      Mother of twelve bastards, I cannot believe I'm doing this, he thought, even as he fumbled desperately with his trousers and feverishly began to stroke.

      Surrounded by the heat of the car, assaulted by the roar of the engine, Crowley got off in time with the windshield wipers and his own hand sliding and slipping around the steering wheel. With a strangled cry, he came all over the formerly immaculate interior of his prized car, and a moment later the engine ground to a satisfied, exhausted halt.

      Surveying the interior of the car through a satiated daze, Crowley whistled, impressed. He leaned forward a bit and whispered conspiratorially:

      "Well, we'll just have to clean you up, now, won't we?"

      The only response was a flick of the headlights on the empty street ahead. Crowley grinned and gripped the wheel, and they were off.
  • Re: I strongly suspect Crowley is going commando.

    Ahahah, oh, I love it. Excellent work!

    I think I have a kink for *clueless...a little scared...OK, let's just roll with this then!* Crowley.
    • Re: I strongly suspect Crowley is going commando.

      Oh, don't we all . . . and I think I enjoyed writing this a bit too much. >.>
  • Re: I strongly suspect Crowley is going commando.

    OHOHOHO. So supremely sexy. I will never look at my car the same way again.
  • Re: I strongly suspect Crowley is going commando.

    *snigger* Crowley's a remarkably persuadable fellow, isn't he.
  • Re: I strongly suspect Crowley is going commando.

    I can't believe it. Gotta love this Anon kink meme. XD
    This my dear, was, in a very, very disturbing way, hot :p .
  • Re: I strongly suspect Crowley is going commando.

    Makes me regret that I've never bothered to learn how to drive...
  • "Oh lord, heal this meme," he whispered sarcastically.

    Greetings, author-anon! As you may have noticed, this meme is dying a slow and tragic death, due in particular to the fact that anon commenting has been turned off. Arii (the owner of this LJ) has been contacted several times about this, but to no avail. Therefore, long story short, the meme has been resurrected like a Bentley from the ashes over at good_omens_kink, along with anon commenting enabled, tagging, active moderation, and all that good stuff.


    With Arii (apparently) AWOL, and nobody knowing quite what's up, a major concern is that this entry or journal might at some point be deleted, and everything that's sprung up here - all the prompts, fills, and the sticky bonds of community that only porn can create - may be lost.

    To that end, and for the sake of having everything in one place, there is a Meme 1.0 post in the new community. All prompts that received a fill have been reposted in the comments over there. Author-anons, just find the right one and repost your fill in reply. You can also (in fact, are encouraged to) repost any comments your fill received; the intent is to preserve as much of the original meme as possible, and for the memesters as a community, the conversations and shared delight that happens around the fills is as important a part of that as the porn itself.

    • If you do not wish to repost your fill, simply find the clone prompt and reply with something like, "Do not wish to repost," along with a link to the original fill. Alternatively, you can reply to this comment instead - but remember, anon commenting is turned off here.

    • If you originally posted a fill in your own LJ and linked to it, you can do the same over there. If you originally posted a fill anonymously but then de-anoned and posted it in your LJ, you can... post it unanon over there? Post a link to the fill in your LJ? Whatever works for you!

    • If you can't find a clone of the prompt you wrote a fill for, feel free to repost it yourself.

    • This one is important: please do NOT repost another author's work without their permission.
    In the event that you don't repost your fill or indicate otherwise, good_omens_kink mod(s) will begin importing the remaining fills starting on August 1st. If you see your fill on the new meme and you don't want it there, just get in touch via PM or the Ask-a-Mod post, and it'll be taken care of.


    If there are lonely prompts here for which you still lie awake at night, aching for a fill, post them anew to the Round 1 entry, where the meme will rise again, as potent and virile as ever. If you're having trouble locating things in the comments here, try referring to the aptly-named steadfast's lists of filled and unfilled prompts (99.99% complete!). And finally, I think we'd all like to extend our thanks to Arii, whether she's reading this or not, for keeping such a fantastic and fun meme open for so long; the Good Omens fandom is the better - and hotter - for it.

    NOTE 1: The discussion surrounding the creation of the new meme and possible ways of preserving this one can be seen here, on page 10 of this meme.

    NOTE 2: I am not inkmage - just a helpful anon in the night, taking up her request for volunteers.

    NOTE 3: Anyone tracking comments for the whole post? I apologise in advance. You may want to turn that off.
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